Return to Humor Index Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter Discussion Board on this Military Joke Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.In addition, any relationship between permanent party training personnel and soldiers not required by the training mission is prohibited.
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Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Part of the challenge of writing and understanding the Army's policy is that "fraternizing" is sometimes used to mean an inappropriate or prohibited relationship, when in fact, all three are different.
Essentially the rules seek to prevent inappropriate relationships between higher-ranking personnel and their subordinates.